Writhing with sickness, thrown into banality, idk.

so. i sniff everything before i eat it. idk why but i can’t not. meals at buffalo wild wings involve lots of tears. i forget and it gets me every. time. help



I just wanna s*** some d***


kitty fuckin stepped on my foot and ripped my toe open

why cats

i bought spyro 2 and played it for a couple hours this morning and got allllmost all the way through the first world. orbs, treasure and all. some of it was still tricky, of course, but wow that took me forever as a kid, and there were things i still never did. not sure whether they were just too hard or if i got scared away from them. probably some of both. i was shit at video games. still am. but i still spent hours playing them. still do.



I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

my great-grandma lives by some woods and has a collection of animals who frequent her yard, and there is now a little bat who is living in one of the potted plants on her balcony!!!

what shall i name it. idk if it is a lady bat or a gentleman bat. how do you sex bats

just discovered that spotify has like… genre playlists. nordic folk playlist is the best thing that ever happened to me (also v exciting moment when i can actually understand some of the norwegian and swedish songs!!!)

remember when itunes used to have those. itunes essentials, i think they were called. i used to look through those things for hours, actually got some things out of it when i was young. i don’t think they’re up anymore. at least, i can’t find them. tragic


I have to say the Kim k app was an amazing business idea and I feel like it has already done wonders for her brand. Now I see pictures of Kim kardashian and I think “that’s my extremely generous friend Kim she really got my modeling career off the ground”




my partner tried to call me a sweetheart the other day but he misspelled it and I read it as “sweetbeard” and then I decided that this is what dwarf couples call each other

so, naturally, here are two dwarves on a date



The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

high school/middle school was years ago now and I’m not in danger anymore and i literally will never ever be in that particular danger again, but i still feel as anxious as if it happened yesterday and is going to happen again tomorrow

I am so anxious about things that already happened years ago that I am crying. how did I put up with this shittiness for almost six years

do u ever think about family members and think that if they were your age/not related that they would be the kind of ppl who would hate you and mistreat you

ppl are scary to think about



the  new ask meme: send me literally anything and ill tell you something i hate about it

Twist: conversely, I’ll have to also tell you one thing I like about it.