overhumor:

Notorious organized crime gang caught in action

krapcaasi:

FAH MULAN

deathofadeity:

goldenhelikaon:

Ancient Roman Dogtag,

Inscription Reads: “Hold me if I am lost and return me to my master Viventius on the estate of Callistus”

I have a replica of that tile.

I have a print of it haha

nthdoctor:

taekoyasuhiro:

friend ?????!?

fr iend!! !!!

im coming friend

im here i love u

OH MY GOD IKJDIAJDILAJFLIFJIQ ILY

sometimes I try writing, just by myself you know, because I’m not good at it. anyway I sat down to write this thing and when I started I was planning on writing the answer to “Disney should make a gay princess story!!1!”

then I couldn’t think how to justify the princess and her lady fair falling in love because romance sux and I refused to write it like ‘love at first sight’ or any of that bs, so I started filling in this massive cultural backdrop behind them, but I got a little carried away and suddenly it was a story about clashing races, class warfare, crumbling civilization and an entire people dying out

and then I realized my story had kind of flown off the track and exploded but I said ‘fuck it, whatever’ and now it’s an entire world-building piece of work like Middle-earth, only lighter and softer and grayer and with a lot more women

I can’t focus on anything to save my life, but I guess I have fun meandering.

writing in “Man” when asked to specify my race

dorkly:

The Sims Career Ladder

omg wtf is this

how do knots elude us

I always uncover more little things wrong with me and it makes me nervous.

I can’t tie knots, beyond a simple half knot, or do things like that. It’s the dumbest thing, and it’s so frustrating and I don’t know why I can’t learn it. Like the other day, my uncle was showing me how to string a guitar, and I could get it all except for the knot. I watched step by step, I don’t know how many times, and tried it over and over, but I just COULD NOT GET IT. It’s like my head can’t wrap around the process. I try so hard but it’s like it just flies immediately out of my brain.

I had the awfullest time trying to learn to tie my shoelaces as a kid. I tried over and over to learn, had like 424848320948 people show me, but it was hopeless and I was always real paranoid about my shoes coming untied at school or wherever. ahhh one time in first grade, they came untied and I didn’t know what to do, I had been kinda discreetly trying to tie them myself to no avail. My teacher started scolding me for leaving them untied, so I had to confess that I couldn’t do it and asked her for help, and she was SO SHITTY ABOUT IT. how come elementary school teachers are so shitty to kids. I had so many incidents like this and they scarred me for life and I’m more than a little sure they are partly why I’m terrified of adults to this day.

I was about ten before I could ever tie my shoelaces on my own. I couldn’t do it the normal way that everyone showed me, and that I’m pretty sure most everyone uses. To this day I can’t do it. How I ended up learning is I bought this big cardboard book, the kind for little kids, that showed and explained the steps and had the shoelaces inside to practice with, you know. Only it showed a different way to do it; you did the half knot at the beginning, like normal, but then you made loops out of both shoelaces and tied them in a half knot too. That was the only way I’ve been able to tie them, I swear to god. They come undone more easily this way, I think, but it’s all I can do.

This is so dumb, why am I a worthless piece of shit that can’t even tie my shoelaces. How does this happen

oakenbutt:

The Hobbit: Mean Girls style | part 3

beeftony:

memphismegannesfire:

Kristen: Strong female characters need to remain female, or else it’s just like, what’s the point?… (x)

I fucking love you

I like how earlier she mentions that women aren’t necessarily built to be strong, because it doesn’t exclude those who prefer to behave in ways that emphasize physical strength

metapianycist:

[A picture of a newspaper article in Norwegian.]

zeeruffleraptor:

OH LOOK AN ARTICLE ABOUT ASEXUALITY IN THE LOCAL NEWSPAPER SENT IN BY SOME ANONYMOUS 18 YEAR OLD *innocent cough*

so yeah, our newspaper (Adresseavisen) has a its own page for stuff sent in by teenagers about whatever they want, and I so far they’ve printed everything I’ve sent them, so I decided to spread some awareness while I’m at it. There has been at least one article about pansexuality printed, and lots of complaints about bad sexual education, so why not.
I laugh a bit at the picture they chose.

For those who can’t read the Norwegian gibberish, it’s just an explanation that some people aren’t attracted to anyone, and/or may not have interest in sex. Asexuality is a thing, but widely ignored. Some asexuals can fall in love, some are aromantic. There are various degrees of asexuality, and a lot more information on the internet that is easy to find if you know to look for it.

If this helped anyone in my city realize it’s a thing, I’m happy.

This is awesome! :D